Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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