You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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