Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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