In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
