i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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