So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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