it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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