i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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