Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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