Tell her she can't have a vagina
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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