All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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