SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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