I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
PANTIES FOUND
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