Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Text me some of your sweat
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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