Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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