Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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