yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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