That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
