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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats

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(802): View more from Vermont

i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke

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(386): View more from Florida

I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him

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