Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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