If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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