Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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