I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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