I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i would punch a child for taco bell
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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