Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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