just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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