Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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