Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?

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(312): View more from Illinois

I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk

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(231): View more from Michigan

i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.

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(214): View more from Texas

hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.

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(757): View more from Virginia

And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."

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(941): View more from Florida

You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.

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(925): View more from California

It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.

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