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I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ew you even made it your fb status

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Ppl probably think ur having a kid

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I hope

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Love having children with random chicks

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(847): I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1-847): Ew you even made it your fb status (1-847): Ppl probably think ur having a kid (847): I hope (847): Love having children with random chicks http://tfl.nu/8sqv

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(586): View more from Michigan

yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.

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(586): yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster. http://tfl.nu/tawm

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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.

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(708): Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places. http://tfl.nu/g3d1

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(703): View more from Virginia

i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated

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(703): i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated http://tfl.nu/8rnc

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't

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(403): If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't http://tfl.nu/df5x

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.

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(973): I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation. http://tfl.nu/5xqx

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(641): View more from Iowa

she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...

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(641): she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"... http://tfl.nu/ydyy

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(410): View more from Maryland

she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.

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(410): she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night. http://tfl.nu/m7fi

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(207): View more from Maine

DRUNK CANOEING

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Please text me if you survive.

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LAND HO BITCH

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(207): DRUNK CANOEING (804): Please text me if you survive. (207): LAND HO BITCH http://tfl.nu/6y3l

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(310): View more from California

I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.

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(310): I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE. http://tfl.nu/riqc

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???

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(413): i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown??? http://tfl.nu/ek0c

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.

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(615): Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob. http://tfl.nu/pm20

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"

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(774): Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be" http://tfl.nu/8qrq

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.

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(306): you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on. http://tfl.nu/ye8b

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.

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(828): Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it. http://tfl.nu/pw43

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