Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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