Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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