im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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