Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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