when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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