yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm really into asian looking animals
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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