what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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