why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
where are my eyebrows?
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