I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Even my vagina gasped.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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