I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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