physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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