worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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