You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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