how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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