I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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