you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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