I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
