...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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