Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
did you just send me my own nude
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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