yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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