Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
