Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
