have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
