the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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