I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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