what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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