I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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