dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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