the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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