so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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