Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Randomize
